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A New Seevee

01 Friday May 2015

Posted by Gargleyark in Technology, Things that happened, University

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Bombastic Reader,

At the triumphant completion of a project by this currently cold-ridden blogger, allow me to wind a long yarn upon my lately finished CV Generator.

About a year ago, maybe a bit longer, I started work on something to cure the general bane of life that is writing a CV. It was during third year at university that the idea hit me – a CV is a fairly regular form, generally the same information can go into it, so why can’t a computer do it and give me a few more hours of my life to sleep in, rather than actually have to do things.

After far longer than it would actually have taken to write a CV, I created a bit of code to generate a vague CV and then gave up on it for a good 12 months. Then last weekend I had a few spare moments and found a nice looking bit of CSS online, so I smashed my old CV generator into it and gave it a nice webpage.

So go, tenacious reader, and generate CVs to your heart’s content.

It doesn’t look great on mobile yet.

Easter Things

27 Sunday Apr 2014

Posted by Gargleyark in History, Things that didn't happen, Things that happened, University

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Companionable Reader,

My blogging this Easter has been without doubt sparse, and I can only apologise – an unfortunate mix of work and more work has quite kept me from my keyboard, and left the internet rather more sensible for a short while.

So, I hear you, what have I been up to this Easter? I shan’t bore this honest post with details, but I’ve been busy. My dissertation is now a good 5,000 lines of code, probably more, I’m not really sure I care to count them. The write-up itself, though unfinished, is easily 13,000 words right now, and has a good 3,000 words yet to go. I hope there’s not a word limit.

The ghost walk has been running. I’ve been writing more of my history of Danbury Place. The new MAHG website is coming along just fine.

Now, it seems to have passed midnight, and I think I’ll be off.

What’s going on?

06 Thursday Feb 2014

Posted by Gargleyark in Art, Technology, Things that didn't happen, Things that happened, University

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Expedient Reader,

I can only offer my humblest apologies for the neglect that this honest blog has seen this past month; as my dissertation has progressed my ability to socialise appears to have drastically diminished. Never fear, however, kindest reader; allow me to ramble some more gibberish into this lazy space of internet.

I have done several things lately, not least, as I’ve already mentioned, started on my dissertation (a rather peculiar Javascript game I will no doubt be inviting people to test some time soon); I’ve also added to the odd bit of writing here and there, nothing noteworthy I must add. Somewhere around the space between getting hopelessly bored of revising last month, and getting hopefully crazed about my dissertation this month, I began compiling a collection of the letters and speeches of Charles I; that might turn up as an eBook some time later.

This was also done

This is also something I’m working on for an upcoming M.A.D.D. opportunity

Job hunting is also taking over… more of that to come too I suppose. And, finally, dear reader, until next time may I recommend that you check out the excellent Wonderground Underground map.

Farewell, good reader.

Things & Stuff

30 Friday Mar 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University

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Good and informed readers,

I am in the process this very hour of completing my latest of projects for the fine subject of Computer Science, which I am fortunate enough to study at this most excellent of establishments. “What could such a noble project be, oh we wonder!” I hear you cry, well, dear readers, you are well to cry for in the finishing of this project I have most aptly consumed all of the ice cream I would have otherwise given away in a competition of some form. And, sensible though it may be to cry over imaginary ice cream, I must ask, why is it not so that all fellows might partake in the frozen creamy goodness of the vanilla variety that does so well dot the shelves of our noted culinary establishments. Perhaps, and I do often trouble over this, perhaps it is that ice cream itself is not considered important by our political peers who seek so often to leave the budget, or international congresses, or even local laws, bereft of that fine delicacy. Well no more, I say! Let us forever consider now that ice cream is the most important and reverent of articles present upon our earth on this day, let us not think that it is simply some other food stuff for penguins (though I do also wonder whether a penguin would eat an ice cream, and if so what its favourite flavour might happen to be) and let us instead say ice cream is the foundation of all human brilliance, that it is the inspiration of everything ever, and let us celebrate it this day as I declare today to be the very day of ice cream across this nation, and across our glorious earth in entirety!

Before this distraction, however, I was finishing my website. No, my dear and most kind hearted of readers, it is not to impugn upon nor to replace my dedication to you through this humble blog, it is in truth upon no discernible subject and is in fact a website to show off a number of coding languages, including that of xhtml, css, and javascript. Henry the dragon once told me that javascript was a form of fruit. I am now in the process of celebrating said website being completed, and so consider it only fair to invite you, my dearest readers, to entertain yourselves as I do with merriment, cheer, and a great dear of ardent splendour all about your cuff-links.

It may be found, should your interest desire you to venture forth and become beset with intrigue upon the very view of my website now entitled Things & Stuff, upon the link that I have hereby placed in this very sentence. Lack of ability with anything may lead you to be unable to find this link, this is what I name filtering, and my website is thereby filtered to some viewers, I do apologize for this. Mostly.

For now, my good readers, and with a heavy heart that will miss this continued discourse this hour, for now, as I have said before, for now I must end, simply promising (or sorting of saying) that I will soon return with more news so grand in stature that most will say it is untrue, I may be among that number, I may not be, that is for you to decide and me to explain, and me to decide and me to explain.

Farewell, good readers,

Mike

 

9:18pm: A Little Later to Blog

30 Friday Mar 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University

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Oh finest readers of this beauticious earth.

This post is partly to celebrate the first time I have ever used the word beauticious in writing, in fact it only occurred exactly one sentence ago, I would detail how many words but each time I attempt to advance this sentence towards that goal I only get further from my initial mention of that good word. I am also yet to use spell check so it is possible that word does not even exist and I will have to delete this whole chunk of triumph before it might be considered by any other.

Now, my most humble and fair of blog-fellows*, I am creating this post to explain my various ventures that I have enjoyed this fine day, and indeed within the summits of this most demure evening. Firstly, I enjoyed a most enlightening conversation with a frog called Rudolf, at least, I assume that was his name, I may have made it up. I also took some delight in going surfing with said frog amongst the lagoons of New York, a place much changed since the last time I visited it; far more mountains I discovered had populated its once extravagant harbour, and even the buildings themselves seemed more cage-like and full of brightly coloured marsupials.

Africa is a large continent.

Lately I have been wondering of the exact meaning of things as they drift amongst other things, but have been told, partly by Rudolf, partly by things, that it matters not either way, or either way. If you pronounce either wrongly, you will not have understood that. But which way is the right way? Another question I found myself pondering about the turgid (I don’t really know what that word means, but I heard someone use it and they sounded clever so I thought it might have some effect when placed within this piece of eloquent prose) route of things as they mix their way awkwardly amongst the gallon of nesquik I found in my fruit salad.

My good friends, I must leave you for now, but I hope all happiness upon you, and plenty more upon everyone else!

Farewell, farewell,

Mike

*This word entertains me.

6:53am: Too Early to Blog

27 Tuesday Mar 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University

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My most courteous readers,

It is a most inconceivable hour under which I write these lines, it could be said (it is said) that this hour is so early that in the southern hemisphere they call it late. Of course, the south still being the south after the famous compass wars of independence, I have no intention of likewise calling this hour so, instead I shall simple refer to it as a time at which I have no intention of ever being awake again as I presently find myself.

Shortly, I shall be making a trip to Llanbadarn campus, a place I am yet to visit and which intrigues my very bones, which right now are quivering with an insatiable excitement at the prospect of a new and unknown world. Although it could be supposed that it may be the cold that causes them to quiver, or the fact that half of my body is yet to awake so eagerly as my typing finger. To type with one finger is, naturally, the most noble way to type and to apply pressure to a keyboard in any other way is not only simply ungainly, it is also wrong, subversive, counter-accessible, and a number of other words the meaning of which are, similarly, less clear to me than I had hoped upon this newly born morning.

Still my mind wanders back to consider the place of Llanbadarn and I ponder upon what it may be like, I envisage, as all great explorers do before venturing to a plane as yet unknown to them, that it is quite a small campus, with one, perhaps two lecture halls, and a number of smaller rooms in which work might be accomplished by those who have gone before me. Oh how I hope that the very good fortune that has carried those previous voyagers there might encompass me and push me forth into the place where those others have driven.

In fact, it is with that thought that I must leave you, kind and honest readers, it has been a pleasure to blog to you and, I hope, should my trip be successful and my limbs return unscathed, then I hope that my words might reach you once more perhaps only hours away.

Farewell, fine and most noble of readers, farewell,

Mike

Customising osCommerce

24 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University, WordPress

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My good and humble readers,

It has long been a goal of mine to address the situation of there being nowhere to buy things of use on the internet; I am often perusing, as one might, the different websites of the commercial variety across the vast and complicated network known as the internet, and often I find myself wondering what exactly caused this all to be. Was it just luck that the internet reached the extents which it now finds itself at? Was it hard work? Was it that little orange tree named Alf with which I enjoyed a number of rather obnoxious conversations last Saturday evening? No, indeed it was not, in fact, with my varied and most useful vocabulary, I would go so far as to say it was definitely not. It was, my most honest readers, in fact money that caused the internet to grow, and the commercial gains available to anyone willing to traverse the deviating and nameless roads that form the web.

Now, you may very well be asking, and I do not doubt that you are, for as I said; you very well may be, but since you are asking I will leave you in suspense and continue upon another subject.

I was walking past the ivory salesman today, when a gander about me took me to realise that I had inadvertently wandered into the midst of a rather unusual scene; a buffalo no taller than an ox was walking down the street with seven grown men dancing before it, indeed as I watched the very head of the beast turned yellow and then sprouted whiskers, within a few seconds it became a pigeon! I scarcely could believe my eyes, that I rolled on the ground rubbing them and yelling ‘Ouch, ouch, what beast is this that troubles me so? Do help me good folk, do help me!’ Taken a back by my reaction, I can only assume that the pigeon flew off, leaving the few strange souls who had encountered this amazing sight looking instead at me. I didn’t have any more comment to make on the subject, so I simply stood up and left, but what a day, oh, what a day!

It was while I was in consideration of this that I realised the internet was lacking in a very very important shop; no more than my very own Massive Fishmongers and Fine Cheesery, which is now online and where you may purchase the very finest of raisins, olives, and geranium flavoured vegetables. Come one, come all, come to my shop and partake in the custom that continually supplies my very money which goes towards* this internet connection so that I may tell you of me spending your money!

And that, my readers, is where today does to end, and where I, myself, with a pain in my heart like a yogurt being put through a series of retail-based examinations of increasing difficulty, must leave your reading eyes, and instead enter my own world of fairies and aardvark-dragons.

Farewell! And return upon another morrow that I might once more be the glad beneficiary of your find presence.

*Much of my money goes on investment in corn* or small businesses which operate in the Lindesgrad area

*I waste much of my money.

Installing osCommerce

18 Saturday Feb 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University, WordPress

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My tremendously good readers,

I speak to you now, as I have often done in past hours, from a seat up in that finest of universities; Aberystwyth. Now, it has reached my attention via the general waves and mumbles of this pleasant world that there are few numbers still aware of the ban on the cottage pie crusade, set to take place every morning of October the 25th, and every following morning during porridge hours. Porridge hours, of course, referring to the time I spend encased in porridge back in Kidderminster during their bi-annual porridge eating extravaganza. Sometimes I find those memories disturbing, other times I find them the same, but it has been ever since that October the 25th has been celebrated by myself, as well as every other day during porridge hours, by the hunting down and pleasant belittling of the humble cottage pie, often with or without a hat, often with. I must admit, it does take me back to my childhood when I recall my good friend Alfred, who was some decades younger than me, used to carry an entire walrus up a hill with only his bare pupils to prevent him from toppling head first into old Mr. Krockenburg’s prize geraniums. Oh, what a joy was my childhood and how often I remember those days fondly, it seems with the passing of years the fog of age has quite clouded my heart to how I was back then, but my memories remain clear. I do remember once, poor Mrs Hoppington was building a garden wall out of weetabix and I wondered what was the purpose in such a wall, and she told me.

It was in fact on that very day, when Mr. Huffington, our local post-boy and general salesman of the duck variety, came to my door and asked if I would partake in the local mimicry of Mr. Paddock’s new goat, Eric. Now, I am not a cruel man, nor would I consider myself so if I had ever owned a new born gorgon with two hands, I am far more of a*

*Here I stopped writing, and, due to unforeseen circumstances, the buffalo will not let me return.

 

Customising WordPress

09 Thursday Feb 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University, WordPress

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Hello once more!

Good evening to you fine people from myself, Mike Steel, on this most wonderful of days. It has been too long, perhaps, since my last post, or too short, all I know is that it was unlikely in between and  most probably not in between enough to warrant complaint. Yes, my dear readers, my writing is as giddy as my head for today is another day of enjoying WordPress and it’s exciting features which have newly been brought to my attention by another command from the world of Computer Science. This command, a most epic and exuberant document, explicating my every move as to be committed upon this fine blog in the minutes preceding this post, arrived to me, as I remember, on the morning of February the seventh under the banners of Aberystwyth when I was only in the 19th year of my age, as I am still. There was a jocund bluster in the air and a fellow had just retrieved his hat from a passing wilder-beast, but I was in my element for I knew that would be the day that I would be required to once more use this most amazing of websites. I am quite sure of my mood for, just to heighten my already much improved state of mind, I enjoyed a few minutes of rambling on to my pet guerrilla, Dr. Hedgehog, about the spirit of the times and the news so readily available in the papers of the day.

It was about this time that I discovered I had not the love of pineapple chunks as I remember from when I was a boy, as a boy I would regularly and endlessly feast upon such morsels as I would happen to chance upon, but now no longer, I even once recall having picked them off of a very fine pizza which I had been enjoying. How could I do such a thing, I thought to myself, and, indeed, Dr. Hedgehog was much in agreement for he also was a lover of the pineapple chunks, a strange taste perhaps for a guerrilla, or perhaps not, I don’t know, I’m not a zoologist. For two days then I pondered his thoughts, and for forty-eight tormented hours I wondered, were pineapple chunks really to be my undoing in the eyes of my favourite pet who, since I was only small, had carried my umbrella and fastened my chicken nuggets about my ankles. It had, in fact, been an idea of my estranged aunt’s to have chicken nuggets fastened about my ankles, and, as was the situation on Tuesday, rationing was looming and I feared for my entire legs being pulled away by children hungering for those small pebbles of chickenny goodness.

After two days of considering this I found my constitution much improved and ready for another look at WordPress, my instructions had been first to find a theme, one that was both tasteful and vibrant, that was neither decadent nor over-indulgent. How to spell decadent was also on my mind for Dan the Present assured me either ‘ent’ or ‘ant’ was a fine ending for such a word. I had hoped not to need to use it in this blog and therefore avoid the rather unfortunate necessity of having to spell it, however, such times pass, as such times come, and now I find myself not only having to try and spell it, but having to regress through the same thoughts as had come prior to this problem when I had wondered upon its spelling. What a complex world it is we inhabit, where, in a moment, spelling, meaning, and aim can all change and leave us with a blog that has neither purpose for those that read it, nor he who works away painstakingly at the heart of it.

The theme, however, has been much more successful compared to the spelling of decedent, there were far fewer issues than the difficulty of the task might suggest and even my attempts to use it have so far gone without any too miserable results. Unfortunately, a second and equally important task had also presented itself, coverd up originally by a number of pinapple chunks now much devoured by Dr. Hedgehog, this task was to install plug-ins into my WordPress page. Oh, how my eyes rolled and my sides ached, and my ped cat danced the merry jog, oh, how my estranged aunt waved a pair of cacti about while the sun turned blue and split into three different equally exciting chunks.

The first of these plug-ins was to connect that most venerable page, Facebook, and that most honourable page, Twitter, to my humble blog. Now, my good and fair readers, who so often, I am sure, visit those pages and enjoy their merriment, you may now like or share this page in such a way that all those good souls you know might say ‘Oh look, Perciville is reading a rather splended article on how cats should never wear apricots on a winter’s evening!’ And then, with social status much improved, you can go about town and show off your particular wit that you shall have picked up on the number of notable subjects presented here, and all those people about town would know what you spoke of and be generally glad of it all.

The names of these plug-ins, now to be recorded for the ceaseless hordes who shall rule our overthrown earth in millenia to come, are so titled as Async Social Media Buttons (Google+, Twitter, Facebook), and my beautiful tubes. The former being a plug-in for connection to the bracketted pages, and the latter allowing me to play around with the placement of YouTube videos within my blog, which I shall have much fun with at a later date, I am sure.

I fear though, my fine readers, that my blog post for today must come to an end; Dr. Hedgehog has had his fill of pinapple chunks and I myself must attend a pressing engagement with a womble named Kevin. For now, dear readers, farewell!

Fondest regards,
Mike!

Installing WordPress

03 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Gargleyark in University, WordPress

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Evening* folks.

Another day in Aberystwyth and another blog set up by me, this one prepares to be an outstanding and fascinating endeavour into the antics of modern life, filled with clever wit and general brilliance so far lacking entirely across the internet. In a number of exciting instalments I will update you on my continued endeavours into the world of Computer Science, along with other such topics including; How to Ride a Whale, the Correct Amount of Characters in the Third Pirates of the Caribbean, and a List of Names I Find Annoying and Which Should be Removed from the English Language. However, should these blogs fail to appear, it is only because more important subjects have arisen which need to be discussed in length before we move onto these trivial matters.

But I digress, the title and therefore suggested purpose of this post is to discourse in length my battle with the instalment of that great behemoth; WordPress. It was a fair Monday afternoon, as I recall, when I was first told of the adventure to come, and I first thought it quite a trivial request to start and henceforth to maintain a blog of both quality and interest. Now I see there is quite a challenge to be had for some at least, does that some include me? It is a good question, I shall admit, and one that I would consider in length had I the notion. But that would take time I have not at this moment, why I have not the time? Another blog perhaps, or maybe two if the adventures are too numerous and fascinating to express in a singular notation. For now I must simply say, the setting up of WordPress was an invigorating experience of the sort that would bring tears to the eyes of heroes and (I hope) shall one day be recited in length in some epic poem. How merry that day shall be, and how little I would tire of such a time, for now though I must bid adieu to my fond readers and content myself with a smile and a wave, knowing that with most fervent heart I shall return soon and create a further blog on a subject so great it makes my mind tremble in its simple consideration.

Fondest regards,
Mike Steel

*Should the suggested time be incorrect please read this as something more appropriate, or return when the opening statement is correct.

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